“I’m gonna die in the damn corn maze.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChase Chrisley! There's been a lot of emotional breakdowns on the show but Chase and Todd navigating a corn maze may have been the funniest!
"If you treat a woman right you'll have Saturday Night Fever every night."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeJulie Chrisley! Preach!
"Chalkboards are so 90s."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeSavannah Chrisley! What would an episode of Chrisley Knows Best be without Savannah reminding Todd of his age.
"What happens at four o'clock in the morning, you're reminded of nine months later."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeTodd Chrisley! Who doesn't remember Todd's interesting way of reminding his kids to be home by curfew.
"Not me, you, or your camel toe."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeTodd Chrisley! Everyone remembers this iconic scene from season 6. It's safe to say Julie has never asked Todd for an outfit opinion since then.
"If they have a penis, I don't trust them."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeTodd Chrisley! This seems to be Todd's way of telling Savannah to stay away from boys.
"We don't have to agree. If I don't like it, that's all that matters."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeTodd Chrisley! Could this possibly be the most "Todd" quote of all time?
"Quit killing my good time."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeNanny Faye! Well, she said what she said!
“They’re batsh** crazy.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChloe! Well, someone needed to call out Chase and Savannah for arguing in a restaurant!
"Ignorance I can fix, stupid is forever."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeTodd Chrisley! Let's be real, he's probably said this to Chase more than a few times.
“So I’m the stupid one?”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChase Chrisley! This may have come out of Chase's mouth on more than one occasion.
"That's your tale, I sit on mine."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeJulie Chrisley! What a simple way to let Savannah know she wasn't telling the truth.
"Well go ahead, be stupid."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeNanny Faye! Looks like we know who Todd got his iconic one-liners from.
“Tell me everything you did today. I know I’ll be bored, but just tell me.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeGrayson Chrisley! He wanted to know about Julie's day...but did he really want to know about Julie's day?
"We're selling ourselves."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeNanny Faye! She made sure to let everyone know that she and Aunt Francis were selling themselves, NOT Girl Scout cookies.
"I'll crap in the car and ya'll are gonna have to deal with it."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeJulie Chrisley! We were all laughing when Julie demanded Todd to pull the car over so she could "crap," but the only place around was an adult shop.
“I wouldn’t say we lie for each other. We bend the truth for each other.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChase Chrisley! They may be crazy, but the family always has each other's backs!
“Give me something spicy mama.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeGrayson Chrisley! He got bold when the family were trying spicy foods in the kitchen...and things took a turn for the worse.
“Chase don’t speak to me.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChloe! She doesn't put up with anyone's nonsense.
"Hey I Yolo it and have fun. So that's all that matters."
Savannah Chrisley! Should we all live by this quote?
"It could be worse. We could be ugly."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeChase Chrisley! He's got a point...
"Nobody is going to die if I don't wash my shirts."
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeSavannah Chrisley! In true Savannah fashion, this was her response to Todd and Julie lecturing their kids about chores.
“Just because somebody says, ‘I want your honest opinion,’ does not mean they really want your honest opinion.”
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeJulie Chrisley! It seems like Julie may have to remind Todd of this at least once a day.
“I wanna go to Hooters!"
Source: Chrisley Knows Best/YouTubeGrayson Chrisley! When Julie picked up Grayson from school, he wanted to make a pit stop on the way home.
“It’s about me right now.”
Chloe! She's Todd's little princess, how could it not be about her?
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