American Football vs. Rugby

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Or that time that Jo, a huge rugby fan, tweeted this low blow about American football. Luckily we can assume her favorite sport is Quidditch.
The Blame

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How about that time she used news magnate Rupert Murdoch’s own logic to prove what a bigot he was?
The Cupboard Under the Stairs

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Wait, wait — or that time Rowling actually had to explain that she didn’t support housing children in cramped cupboards under the stairs, as per a furniture company’s humorous suggestion?